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thebleeclub:

finn:

i bought you a pig

blaine:

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“But what are you promising?”

  
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Anonymous

2. Anyone crushing on you? I doubt it.

3. What is your relationship status? Single.

5. Has anyone ever given you roses? My grandparents, after they attended the musical I was in.

7. First person to text today? I actually don’t have a cell phone right now…

11. Do you like your parents? We get along okay.

13. Why did your last relationship end? Because Darren Criss wouldn’t reply to my messages.

17. What are you listening to? Currently, rainymood.com. It’s quite relaxing.

19. Are you happy right now? I’m not thrilled about anything, but I’m content.

23. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? And that would be…?

29. Are you happier single or in a relationship? I wouldn’t know.

31. Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes.

37. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Not everyone. But most people.

41. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you? Yes. Backstage during a dress rehearsal of the school play. We then proceeded to find the person playing the judge and have her marry us. Also, I think he’s gay.

43. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds? It can.

47. If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up? Yes.

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Yay for actual questions! My askbox is ALWAYS open to ANYTHING.

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TMI Tuesday, anon is on.

1. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
2. Anyone crushing on you?
3. What is your relationship status?
4. Has anyone ever sang to you?
5. Has anyone ever given you roses?
6. Who do you text the most?
7. First person to text today?
8. What color are your eyes?
9. What is a compliment you receive often?
10. Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
11. Do you like your parents?
12. Do you secretly like someone?
13. Why did your last relationship end?
14. Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
15. Who was the last person you kissed?
16. Do you like funny people or serious people?
17. What are you listening to?
18. Is the last person you kissed older than you?
19. Are you happy right now?
20. If you could have one thing right now what would it be
21. Who makes you happiest right now?
22. Do you want to get married & have children one day?
23. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
24. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you?
25. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?
26. Are you crushing on someone?
27. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
28. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
29. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
30. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
31. Have you ever had your heart broken?
32. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
33. If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
34. Think any of your ex's feel the same?
35. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
36. Have you dated people who were not good to you?
37. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
38. Do you believe in love at first sight?
39. Ever been given an engagement ring?
40. Do you want to get married?
41. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?
42. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?
43. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
44. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up with you?
45. Would you believe your ex if he said they love you?
46. Would you ever date your best male friend?
47. If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up?
48. Do you regret any of your relationships?
49. Would you date an ex?
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In which Dan tries to be Darren.

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"Why were you up so late? I thought you said you didn't have very much homework."

What I say: My biology homework took me longer than expected.
What I think: The fanfiction I was reading was more addictive than expected.
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mishasminions:

my-wifi-is-organic:

motherhonker:

DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE

Sometimes I realize it while standing.

SOMETIMES I REALIZE IT WHILE KNEELING IN FRONT OF THE SHRINE OF DNA I’VE COLLECTED OF PEOPLE I WANT TO MAKE CLONES OF

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spotty-grace:

chachaholic:

STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

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catchthesickness: Collect them all yourmomismyslave: OMG IVE COLLECTED THEM ALL SRSLY Really? Public boner AND maxi-pad bulge?

catchthesickness:

Collect them all

yourmomismyslave: OMG IVE COLLECTED THEM ALL SRSLY

Really? Public boner AND maxi-pad bulge?

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